Sympathy for the Father

Did you know that fathers-to-be often experience physical symptoms of their partner's pregnancy? I didn't. Until recently. I suppose that explains my weight gain (almost 10 lbs in 7 months) and the frequency of my bathroom visits. Truthfully, I'm not really bothered by these minor changes. It's nothing in comparison to what Mel is experiencing. What does concern me though, now that she is in the 3rd trimester, are sympathy hemroids.